Lies I Tell Myself While Running
Lies I tell myself while running…
- You like running
- You’re so fast
- There are no hills on this route
- You don’t have to pee
- You like running hills
- Hills are fun
- This hill is not too big
- There are no more hills on this route
- Just a little further
- You look hawt in this running outfit
- You still don’t have to pee
- You like running hills
- Just a few more minutes
- People driving by wish they were you
- Pink shoes make you run faster
- You definitely don’t have to poop
- You are light as the wind
- You like running
Oh wait, you do like running.
Do you lie to yourself while running or working out?
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I always tell myself that I’m close to being done and it will get easier the longer I run. Eh, I guess it works!
Oh man, the pee one is all too serious!
HAHHAAAA OMG hilarious!
Very good! LOVE IT and have said ALL the lies to myself as well! Keep up the good work.
Hahaha! This is so true… it does help to lie to yourself on the run 🙂
“I don’t have to pee” is a popular one for me or on speed workout days, “Oh, this pace is just so easy!”, “No, I’m not going to throw up.”
LOL! I just started running again, I had stopped for years and this time instead of lying to myself, when I start to feel like I was ran over by a semi I just say to myself “I can do all things through Christ….I can do all things through Christ….”it works though I keep going and have come to realize I really really underestimate myself sometimes!
This made me laugh! Thanks!
Yep, I have an entire laundry list of things I tell myself while running! I even did a fun post about it. My head is all over the place when running and it really helps take up the time LOL